Saturday, August 20, 2011

ABS"s


Watching a cop show dealing with drunk drivers.  They always ask the person to say the alphabet without singing it.
I tried this at home sober and by the letter D I was humming in my head and began to sing the alphabet song.  I realized I cannot do it without singing the song. Unless I do it very very slowly which is probably a sign for being drunk.  Now I am afraid to get pulled over. Will I be arrested and  go to jail?
What if they choose Mississippi? I learned how to spell that word from the little bouncing ball and cannot spell it without singing it.  So if that was the choice well……..
Clink clink    off to the slammer
Excuse me officer,  I get to make a phone call..  A  B    C   D     

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